I’m a sad lonely single and haven’t had a Valentine’s card in years.
\nSo I was mildly excited on receiving a plain envelope through my letterbox today, and even more excited when it turned out to indeed be a Valentine’s card!<\/p>\n
“Who could it be from?” I thought. “Could it really be possible that someone out there actually LIKES me?” For a brief moment I actually felt a rare burst of self-esteem. With trepidation I opened the card.<\/p>\n
Inside it said “from Jesus”.<\/p>\n
I feel like I have been trolled by Christianity. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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