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Democrats<\/h1>\nHillary Clinton<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"Screenshot](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Screenshot-2016-02-01-21.58.38-300x295.png\")
Oh god, it’s a truly awful\u00a0pun. Does include a photo showing\u00a0Hillary as vaguely human, which is a plus. Interestingly\u00a0contains Bill; I can never work out if he’s considered a positive or a negative by her campaign.<\/p>\n
Wait a second… Bill! Did you\u00a0really miss that chance to double down on the terrible duck puns? I mean in for a penny, in for a pound<\/del> dollar, right?<\/p>\nRocky De La Fuente<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"Screenshot](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Screenshot-2016-02-01-21.58.53-300x262.png\")
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Don’t know who this is. Bad-ass name. Boring-ass 404 page. The most interesting thing here is the eccentric approach to capitalisation for\u00a0the red text.<\/p>\n
Martin O’Malley<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"MOM-colonial\"](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/MOM-colonial-1024x768.jpg\")
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All I know about this guy is\u00a0that no-one thinks he can win. Oh, and that he has the\u00a0BEST 404 PAGE!<\/strong>\u00a0Just look at it, he’s on a\u00a0horse<\/a>, smiling and looking dapper. Look at his horse, his horse is amazing. There’s even an American flag in the background, and if I know one thing about US elections it’s that you need flags all over. Plus the text very\u00a0nicely ties it in with the 404 error, and the call-to-action.<\/p>\nThe only blot on this perfection is the green-shirted guy in the background. Not that I have anything against him, but he surely ought to be swooning at this magnificent sight.<\/p>\n
Top marks, and my non-existent vote.<\/p>\n
Bernie Sanders<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"Screenshot](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Screenshot-2016-02-02-13.14.14-300x224.png\")
Someone sharing this is what started it all. Great effort by Sanders recording a special video for the 404 page, and a nice message. Personally I find his voice kind of annoying (especially in such a loud, echoey room) but I’m not going to hold that against him.<\/p>\n
Just praying this doesn’t\u00a0start a trend of autoplaying videos on 404 pages though.<\/p>\n
Republicans<\/h1>\nJeb! Bush<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"Screenshot](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Screenshot-2016-02-02-13.00.16-300x183.png\")
Do people still do\u00a0“wat”? Nice use of amusing retro photo, even if it’s a bit tenuous. Disappointed you\u00a0didn’t bother to translate the Spanish version<\/a>;\u00a0I really wanted to find out the Spanish equivalent of “wat”.<\/p>\nBen Carson<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"Screenshot](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Screenshot-2016-02-02-13.01.23-300x73.png\")
Literally zero effort. Come on Ben, making a custom 404 page isn’t exactly\u00a0brain surgery. Also, please sort out your weird mix of button styles in the top right.<\/p>\n
Chris Christie<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"Screenshot](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Screenshot-2016-02-02-13.02.21-300x250.png\")
Damn you Bernie, you started a trend! Dancing means this has to be the weirdest\u00a0one. I know even less about American comedians than about politicians, but\u00a0I’m going to go out on a limb and assume\u00a0Christie is the one on the right?<\/p>\n
Props\u00a0for being willing to embarrass yourself though – and make a reference to that weird bridge scandal<\/a> which is basically the only reason I’ve ever heard of you. I suppose once you’ve done all this\u00a0on national television, putting it on the 404 page of your website isn’t really a\u00a0big deal.<\/p>\nTed Cruz<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"Screenshot](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Screenshot-2016-02-02-13.03.32-300x266.png\")
Spoke too soon, we may have topped Chris Christie for weirdness. “Machine-Gun Bacon” – are you for real? That’s just trying way<\/strong> too hard to score Internet points. And it doesn’t tie in with the 404 at all…\u00a0does\u00a0“cooked” even make sense here?<\/p>\nSidenote: “Of course in Texas…” – how can you tell someone’s from Texas? THEY TELL YOU ALL THE TIME. I don’t have a clue where any of the other candidates are from, except that Trump is from New York (because his tower is there).\u00a0Oh, and\u00a0Sanders is\u00a0from Vermont possibly? That doesn’t count because I don’t have any idea where Vermont is. But the fact that Ted Cruz is from Texas has been inescapably drilled into me every time I’ve heard him speak.<\/p>\n
Carly Fiorina<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"Screenshot](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Screenshot-2016-02-02-13.05.57-300x213.png\")
Oh Carly.\u00a0“This person didn’t find what they were looking for,\u00a0great time to\u00a0straight up ask them for $$$!”<\/p>\n
Your main selling point is that you ran a tech company, but you can’t manage a real 404 page?\u00a0Disappointing.<\/p>\n
Jim Gilmore<\/a><\/h2>\nDon’t know who you are. You have a very boring 404 page. So boring I couldn’t be bothered to take a screenshot.<\/p>\n
Mike Huckabee<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"Screenshot](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Screenshot-2016-02-02-13.05.14-300x180.png\")
Fishing and petting his dog, just like a normal everyday American human!<\/p>\n
Not bad I suppose, although I’m a little baffled why anyone would be so desperate to print this\u00a0page that they need a special button.<\/p>\n
John Kasich<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"Screenshot](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Screenshot-2016-02-02-13.07.56-300x120.png\")
Well done,\u00a0the Internet likes kittens. I hope you paid your online consultants good money for that amazing insight.<\/p>\n
Not pictured, but\u00a0if you must try and be ‘hip’ by having a snapchat button, please make it line up with all the other social media buttons.<\/p>\n
Rand Paul<\/a><\/h2>\n![\"Screenshot](\"https:\/\/moononastick.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Screenshot-2016-02-02-13.09.01-300x215.png\")
Not the best photo, and there are some alignment issues, but “Even the NSA couldn’t find that page” is probably the best joke out of all of these. Full marks for American flags too.<\/p>\n
Marco Rubio<\/a><\/h2>\nFOOTBALL COACHING!<\/p>\n
Oh god, it’s a truly awful\u00a0pun. Does include a photo showing\u00a0Hillary as vaguely human, which is a plus. Interestingly\u00a0contains Bill; I can never work out if he’s considered a positive or a negative by her campaign.<\/p>\n
Wait a second… Bill! Did you\u00a0really miss that chance to double down on the terrible duck puns? I mean in for a penny, in for a Don’t know who this is. Bad-ass name. Boring-ass 404 page. The most interesting thing here is the eccentric approach to capitalisation for\u00a0the red text.<\/p>\n All I know about this guy is\u00a0that no-one thinks he can win. Oh, and that he has the\u00a0BEST 404 PAGE!<\/strong>\u00a0Just look at it, he’s on a\u00a0horse<\/a>, smiling and looking dapper. Look at his horse, his horse is amazing. There’s even an American flag in the background, and if I know one thing about US elections it’s that you need flags all over. Plus the text very\u00a0nicely ties it in with the 404 error, and the call-to-action.<\/p>\n The only blot on this perfection is the green-shirted guy in the background. Not that I have anything against him, but he surely ought to be swooning at this magnificent sight.<\/p>\n Top marks, and my non-existent vote.<\/p>\n Just praying this doesn’t\u00a0start a trend of autoplaying videos on 404 pages though.<\/p>\n Props\u00a0for being willing to embarrass yourself though – and make a reference to that weird bridge scandal<\/a> which is basically the only reason I’ve ever heard of you. I suppose once you’ve done all this\u00a0on national television, putting it on the 404 page of your website isn’t really a\u00a0big deal.<\/p>\n Sidenote: “Of course in Texas…” – how can you tell someone’s from Texas? THEY TELL YOU ALL THE TIME. I don’t have a clue where any of the other candidates are from, except that Trump is from New York (because his tower is there).\u00a0Oh, and\u00a0Sanders is\u00a0from Vermont possibly? That doesn’t count because I don’t have any idea where Vermont is. But the fact that Ted Cruz is from Texas has been inescapably drilled into me every time I’ve heard him speak.<\/p>\n Your main selling point is that you ran a tech company, but you can’t manage a real 404 page?\u00a0Disappointing.<\/p>\n Don’t know who you are. You have a very boring 404 page. So boring I couldn’t be bothered to take a screenshot.<\/p>\n Not bad I suppose, although I’m a little baffled why anyone would be so desperate to print this\u00a0page that they need a special button.<\/p>\n Not pictured, but\u00a0if you must try and be ‘hip’ by having a snapchat button, please make it line up with all the other social media buttons.<\/p>\n FOOTBALL COACHING!<\/p>\npound<\/del> dollar, right?<\/p>\nRocky De La Fuente<\/a><\/h2>\n
<\/p>\nMartin O’Malley<\/a><\/h2>\n
<\/p>\nBernie Sanders<\/a><\/h2>\n
Someone sharing this is what started it all. Great effort by Sanders recording a special video for the 404 page, and a nice message. Personally I find his voice kind of annoying (especially in such a loud, echoey room) but I’m not going to hold that against him.<\/p>\nRepublicans<\/h1>\n
Jeb! Bush<\/a><\/h2>\n
Do people still do\u00a0“wat”? Nice use of amusing retro photo, even if it’s a bit tenuous. Disappointed you\u00a0didn’t bother to translate the Spanish version<\/a>;\u00a0I really wanted to find out the Spanish equivalent of “wat”.<\/p>\nBen Carson<\/a><\/h2>\n
Literally zero effort. Come on Ben, making a custom 404 page isn’t exactly\u00a0brain surgery. Also, please sort out your weird mix of button styles in the top right.<\/p>\nChris Christie<\/a><\/h2>\n
Damn you Bernie, you started a trend! Dancing means this has to be the weirdest\u00a0one. I know even less about American comedians than about politicians, but\u00a0I’m going to go out on a limb and assume\u00a0Christie is the one on the right?<\/p>\nTed Cruz<\/a><\/h2>\n
Spoke too soon, we may have topped Chris Christie for weirdness. “Machine-Gun Bacon” – are you for real? That’s just trying way<\/strong> too hard to score Internet points. And it doesn’t tie in with the 404 at all…\u00a0does\u00a0“cooked” even make sense here?<\/p>\nCarly Fiorina<\/a><\/h2>\n
Oh Carly.\u00a0“This person didn’t find what they were looking for,\u00a0great time to\u00a0straight up ask them for $$$!”<\/p>\nJim Gilmore<\/a><\/h2>\n
Mike Huckabee<\/a><\/h2>\n
Fishing and petting his dog, just like a normal everyday American human!<\/p>\nJohn Kasich<\/a><\/h2>\n
Well done,\u00a0the Internet likes kittens. I hope you paid your online consultants good money for that amazing insight.<\/p>\nRand Paul<\/a><\/h2>\n
Not the best photo, and there are some alignment issues, but “Even the NSA couldn’t find that page” is probably the best joke out of all of these. Full marks for American flags too.<\/p>\nMarco Rubio<\/a><\/h2>\n