Valentine’s day

I’m a sad lonely single and haven’t had a Valentine’s card in years.
So I was mildly excited on receiving a plain envelope through my letterbox today, and even more excited when it turned out to indeed be a Valentine’s card!

“Who could it be from?” I thought. “Could it really be possible that someone out there actually LIKES me?” For a brief moment I actually felt a rare burst of self-esteem. With trepidation I opened the card.

Inside it said “from Jesus”.

I feel like I have been trolled by Christianity.

One thought on “Valentine’s day”

  1. Aw man that’s just MEAN!!

    I just don’t get my hopes up. :) I have no interest in romance so valentines day is an invalid occasion on my calendar.

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