Idea: ultra-realistic Minecraft

  • Punching a tree doesn’t turn it into logs. It just hurts, and gives you a bloody hand.
  • Before you build anything, you have to apply for planning permission.
  • Fishing is subject to strict EU quotas.
  • Environmental protesters keep picketing¬†your mine.
  • Gold armour is still expensive and useless.
  • Any time you find diamonds, you’ll be bought out by the De Beers corporation.

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