Some spam e-mail subject lines I have received recently:
- Prices for these watches coincide with your abilities. Good to hear it.
- A fabulous instrument will give you a fabulous reputation. Is it a theremin? I hope it’s a theremin! Oh…
- Endless diamonds on your replica watch. Endless I tell you!
- With a big stick you will be the king of the beach. Speak softly.
- You need more blood to make your penis bigger? Yes, it seems spammers have now sunk to selling human blood.
- Buy vi.aaaaaaaa-grrrrr.raaaaaaa and start. your n+ew hap,pier life in y-ear 2009! Full marks for enthusiasm, but loses some for being sent in November of 2009.
- Our watch will look great even on any loser. :-(